WARNING: The Following May Be Too Intense For Small Children and the Frequently Confused:
#1. Sometimes, when I'm paying a library fine of 25¢, I think about asking if I can pay it in installments, like over five months. I've never actually said this, though. But I think it's pretty funny.You ask "What is the account name so I can go read it?" Sorry, perhaps I'll reveal that in some future Secret Confessions Day, but not today. I need to maintain my Aura of Mystery.
#2. When I see someone pushing an empty stroller, I consider yelling “My god, your baby's been stolen!” , Come to think of it, I've never done this, either. I doubt many parents would find it funny. But it kinda is.
#3. I have a Sekrit Livejournal account with an alter ego to post weird thoughts and observations which amuse me greatly, but are stylistically outside the parameters of this journal. You know, grown-up language and stuff.
Thanks for reading, and I encourage you to make some Secret Confessions of your own! Come on, I dare you! ;-)