Denver - TSA valiantly protects America against the Penguin Terrorist Threat by making two penguins walk through the metal detector prior to boarding a plane. Click here for a picture. (See, I'm telling the truth.)
WTF, Dude? I feel I should rant about this, but I... just... don't know where to start. IT'S WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!
I need ice cream.