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That's Gordon the Zombie looking on approvingly. Thanks to the miracle of Modern Food Processing, the Chicken Hot Dogs are in the form of Chicken Hot Dog and Bacon Paté, and the Waffles are chopped to an easily-manageable size.
I don't know why I bothered with the hassle of chewing for so many years! When my teeth shift enough so I can once again bite down without knocking off the posts on my lower teeth, I may not go back to the Old Fashioned Way of Ingesting Food. Watch for my "Chewing Is For Chumps" t-shirts and bumper stickers, at an Internet near you!
* If you can't believe 0, that is.