"♥ EVAN Happy Valentines day! I think you're Awesome! Will you be my Valentine?"
First, let me say "Thanks!" Regardless of what happens, it was pretty cool to see my name in the Mercury.
Second, if you know me well enough to know that I'm Awesome, you know that I'm available!
Third, let me know who you are, Mysterious Admirer, and let's see where things go from there!
(I do acknowledge the possibility that this could be targeted toward someone else, but think about it: What are the odds of there being two Evans in the Portland Metro area who are Awesome?)