June 18th, 2011

hat, tophat, Evan, 2019

On The Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Middle-Aged White Guy, Although You Probably Are

With the recent news events, a lot of my readers have been wondering, "Evan, how do we KNOW you're not a hoax?"

Rest assured, Dear Readers, I am indeed a straight, white, forty-something single male.

I don't blog to give a voice to all the straight, white, progressive, forty-something, single males who are trying to get by in America with good jobs and comfortable homes in pleasant suburbs. I mostly like complaining about stuff that annoys me and telling people what I had for breakfast.

So fear not! I really am who I say I am.
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