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Sunday, March 20th, 2011

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8:59a
Thanks for Asking!
You would not believe the number of cards, letters, phone calls, texts and faxes I've received* asking, "So, Evan, if you can't chew, what are you eating for breakfast?" It was a matter of discussion at Friday's Dude Night, and the Dudes agreed that I needed to post a photo of my morning meal to calm everybody's fears. So without much ado, here's what I Had For Breakfast This Morning:

Chicken Hot Dogs, with Gluten-Free Waffles and Coffee.
No Chew Breakfast
Click for larger sizes at Flickr.


That's Gordon the Zombie looking on approvingly. Thanks to the miracle of Modern Food Processing, the Chicken Hot Dogs are in the form of Chicken Hot Dog and Bacon Paté, and the Waffles are chopped to an easily-manageable size.

I don't know why I bothered with the hassle of chewing for so many years! When my teeth shift enough so I can once again bite down without knocking off the posts on my lower teeth, I may not go back to the Old Fashioned Way of Ingesting Food. Watch for my "Chewing Is For Chumps" t-shirts and bumper stickers, at an Internet near you!


* If you can't believe 0, that is.

Current Mood: full
7:30p
Happy Equilux, Everybody!
Cranky much of the day. Not merely because I was dwelling on how some news person described today as the "official" start of Spring, but that didn't help. I knew that I'd work all day on laundry, dishes, paying bills, cleaning the bathroom and preparing meals for the week, and I'd still end up with a bunch of stuff not done. I knew that. And yet I still look at the stack of unfinished tasks* and sigh. Had enjoyable conversations with my mother and oh_that_jocelyn, so the day was not a total downer. And I did get a bunch of stuff done. I think I'll post this and return snottygrrl's call. That should cheer me up.

* Goodwill donations, FreeGeek donations, winter clothes to put away, unsorted papers, unsent Newsletters and unwritten comics (okay, the last couple aren't exactly in stacks, but you know what I mean). Obviously, my Assistant is totally slackin'.

Current Mood: unfed

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