March 3rd, 2010

hat, tophat, Evan, 2019

Identification Section.

I am a speaker of the nearly-lost language of COBOL, and although the Younger Generation may scoff, my brethren and I routinely perform the Arcane Rituals to coax the Ancient Machines into executing their enduring Legacy Systems, so that Orders may process, Checks may be issued, Reports may be distributed and Life may flourish.

In case you were wondering.
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