So, What's All This Then?

This is the long-awaited announcement of my first book "Ask Dr. Eldritch Volume #1, Are Aliens Eating My Crackers?" It's a collection of letters from my advice column, with bonus Quick Tips to keep you safe in a dangerous world. You've read them on the web, or in the Newsletter, or seen them posted on circus animals. Now you can have your own hardcopy version, with cover art by Gilead!

To get your copy, you've got several options:

If you live in the Portland area, the Book Launch Party is on Tuesday, December 1, 2009! It will be at the Old Church, 1422 SW 11th, Portland, Oregon, from 7:00 - 8:00 p.m., in conjunction with the Willamette Writer's Book Faire. I'll be selling and signing books, along with about 20 other local writers. Do all your Holiday Shopping in one place! I expect to do a five-minute reading from the book, but I won't know exactly when during the event that will happen until that evening.

If you're not in Portland, you can purchase the book online at Lulu.com! Individually printed and shipped to you by mute book-printing monks from their monastery in the highest mountains of North Dakota.* If you like the book, be sure to give it a five-star rating!


Want to try before you buy? Download the ebook! The electronic version has less content, but you can read it for free! And, of course, you can share it with your friends and family. Just click this button:

So check it out, and if you like it, buy a copy! Or many copies! As always, thanks for encouraging my behavior!

* No, not really.