Friday Fluff: But I Still Want Those Kids To Stay Off My Lawn…

Driving home, I was half-listening to an ad for pizza. It caught my attention when I heard a list off toppings conclude with an “Urban Cheese Blend.” Because I was sitting in traffic, that made me cranky. What does that even mean? Some manipulative marketing trend, forcing the assumption that “Urban = Cool”? Then I got it...

Herb. And. Cheese. Blend.

Never mind.